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Письмо всё-таки было доставлено. Ответ:
Ситуация основана на тексте одной ирландской песни "Son in Americay".

Для не очень знакомых с языком — Сын (Миша) в голодные времена уезжает из Ирландии в США на заработки, и долго не пишет домой. Тогда его мать (Маша) посылает письмо, указывая в качестве адреса "Сыну в Америку". Письмо доходит до США, но дальше работники почты (Васи) не знают что с ним делать. Так оно и лежит, пока одному из работников (Игорь) не приходит в голову использовать его как обучающий пример на тему "как не надо подписывать письма". В результате информация об этом письме распространяется по Америке. В какой-то момент сын вспомнинает о семье и заходи на почту с вопросом "А нет ли для меня письма от мамы из Ирландии"? И работник (Пётр) догадывается, кому было адресовано то письмо ;-)

---Son in Americay---
A long time ago in the County Mayo this story it first began
Before this country was finally cured by the first Economical Plan
A brave young man had to leave his home and sail far over the sea
But he got well paid in the job and he stayed on the shores of Amerikay.

He got on very well but he sent nothing home and his mother began to think
That maybe he run away with a blonde or was spent all his money on drink.
She wrote him a letter enquiring for news and she sent it straight away
And upon the cover she carefully wrote "To My Son in Amerikay".

Well the postman collected the letter she wrote and he drove in his van to Cork
Where he placed it upon a liner in Cobh that landed in New York.
And there with the whiskey and everything else the mailbags lay on the quay
And among the rest was a letter addressed to "My Son in Amerikay".

O American postmen I needn't relate they are rather like me and you
And when at last to the letter they came they didn't know what to do.
They looked up all the official lists but these had nothing to say.
There was no directory could help them to find a "Son in Amerikay".

So it lay around the office for months and years and it gave all the boys a laugh
Until at length it found some use in training of the staff.
To every new Postman who came on the job it was shown as Example "A"
That was insufficiently addressed to "My Son in Amerikay".

Well the son he got older and wiser too and at last to himself he said:
`O how are things going with me mother at home and is she alive or dead?`
He walked round the block to the GPO where he stood with his cap in his hand:
`By any chance there's be a letter for me from me mother in Ireland?`

O yes, kind sir, and here it is, we've been waiting for you to call.
We knew someone someday would come from Cork or old Donegal.
From the two hundred million that's living now in the whole of the USA
For a mother in Ireland at last we have found a Son in Amerikay.
------

У нас её исполняет московская группа Clann Lir (сама песня есть на альбоме тоже называющемся Clann Lir)
GPO = General Post Office.

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